My kids are nuts for Christmas right now. Unfortunately, that seems to be rubbing off into all aspects of life. Zeke yesterday yelled from the bathroom, "Mom! I just went poop and it looks like a candy cane!" Perhaps we could not be quite so excited...
Then on the way home from school, Zeke started asking the big kids how Santa got into our house. Kenson was the all knowing older brother who explained that our roof has a very thin pipe that Santa uses, that Santa pokes himself with a needle and squeezes all the air out, so that he can slide down it. Conleigh then interjected that Santa was plump and full of blubber. Kenson continued that Santa then pumped himself back up with air and put a patch on to cover up the hole. Kai was not going to be left out because he actually knows what a hole is and is somewhat fascinated by holes of all kinds, from belly buttons to holes in the dirt to holes in clothes. He grinned like he knew exactly what the big kids were talking about and added emphatically, "Hole!"
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