Conversations with my Favorite Five Year Old

"3 times 12 is...wait, don't tell me.  36.  Because 3 times 10 is 30 and then you just count by 2's."

"Mom, did you know only male crickets make noise?"

"Bees do a butt dance to tell the other bees where the flowers are."

"Sharks are both nocturnal and not.  Because they have to swim at night or they would die."