We want a legless dog!

Our dear basset hound made a break for it today while Kenson was opening the gate to go move his wagon.  Kenson was less than thrilled about having to move the wagon so I don't know if that minor irritation had anything to do with the dog escaping or not.  Anyway, D had to long, fast run to catch him.  Upon the dog's return and subsequent sequestering in the bathroom, D remarked that the next dog we had would not have any legs.  Kenson looked very puzzled and with a serious face replied back, "How him walk with no legs?"