You might be a mom if sometime within the last 24 hours...
You find a McDonald's Happy Meal Barbie in the crisper bin of the refrigerator.
You have to give the reminder that a stuffed lamb's hygiene does not warrant brushing teeth with real toothpaste or applying body lotion.
You overhear at lunch, "My feet are tired of eating." "Your feet are tired of eating?" "Yes, because the food is going all the way down there."
You may or may not have forgotten to start the dishwasher because you were interrupted by 1. a girl who is eating cooked broccoli and alfredo noodles with her fingers 2. a boy who is in the bathroom doing number 2 but feels compelled to use this down time as an opportunity to share about his school day.
You wake up to a little body snuggling in next to you saying, "I just want to sleep like this for a little bit."