*I have a dirty sock hidden behind my tv...and I know it's there but just don't care
*the snow in my front yard has rake tracks in it
*I am very hopeful that I convinced my child that his rash is not appropriate for show and tell on today, especially since it is circular and looks like ringworm (it's not; the professionals have declared it ezcema). I am about 95% sure he shared his wiggly tooth instead.
*I was the referee in an argument that sounded like this: Kenson, you're a door uh bull! I am not! I'm handsome! Stop calling me names!
All from last week because what mom has time to actually document her kids' lives as they are actually happening?