*I have a dirty sock hidden behind my tv...and I know it's there but just don't care
*the snow in my front yard has rake tracks in it
*I am very hopeful that I convinced my child that his rash is not appropriate for show and tell on today, especially since it is circular and looks like ringworm (it's not; the professionals have declared it ezcema). I am about 95% sure he shared his wiggly tooth instead.
*I was the referee in an argument that sounded like this: Kenson, you're a door uh bull! I am not! I'm handsome! Stop calling me names!
All from last week because what mom has time to actually document her kids' lives as they are actually happening?
My first thought was, you know you're a mom if you have little boy underwear under the front seat of your minivan. :)
ReplyDeleteI also referree ridiculous arguments on an almost-daily basis. Fun times, life as a mom!